twenty one pilots – Heathens (Ukulele)

 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow

 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know

        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves

     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abuse

 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow

 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know

        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves

     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abuse

Am
 Welcome to the room of people

                                    Em
 Who have rooms of people that they loved one day, docked away

Am
 Just because we check the guns at the door

                  Em
 Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades

Am                                               Em
 You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you

                                               Am
 You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you

                                                  B
 You'll think, "How did I get here sitting next to you?"

B                         N.C.
 And after all I've said, please don't forget

 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow

 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know

        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves

     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abuse

Am
 We don't deal with outsiders very well

Em
 They say newcomers have a certain smell

Am
 You have trust issues, not to mention

Em
 They say they can smell your intentions

Am                                               Em
 You'll never know the freakshow sitting next to you 

                                               Am
 You'll have some weird people sitting next to you

                                                   B
 You'll think, "How did I get here sitting next to you?"

B                         N.C.
 And after all I've said, please don't forget (Watch it)

 C                  Am                E
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow

 C                Am              E
 Wait for them to ask you who you know

        C           Am        E
 Please don't make any sudden moves

     C              Am           E
 You don't know the half of the abuse

 C                  Am                Em
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow (watch it)

 C                Am              Em
 Wait for them to ask you who you know (watch it)

 C                  Am                Em
 All my friends are heathens, take it slow (watch it)

 C                Am              Em
 Wait for them to ask you who you know (watch it)

 C                   Am                   E
 Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed

   C                 Am            E
 I tried to warn you just to stay away

     C              Am            E
 And now they're outside ready to bust

    C              Am              E
 It looks like you might be one of us