Train – 50 Ways To Say Goodbye (Ukulele)

Ebm         Abm
My heart is paralyzed

Db          Gb
My head was oversized

B              Abm            Bb
I'll take the high road like I should

Ebm         Abm
You said it's meant to be

Db            Gb
That it's not you, it's me

B              Abm           Bb
You're leaving now for my own good

B
She went down in an airplane

Gb
Fried getting suntan

Db               Ebm           Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

B               Gb            F        Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes

B
She met a shark underwater

Gb
Fell and no one caught her

Db                    Ebm           Db
I returned everything I ever bought her

B               Gb            Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

                     Ebm
And ways to say you died

Ebm            Abm
My pride still feels the sting

Db          Gb
You were my everything

B           Abm              Bb
Someday I'll find a love like yours

Ebm            Abm
She'll think I'm Superman

Db          Gb
Not super minivan

B           Abm           Bb
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

B
She was caught in a mudslide

Gb
Eaten by a lion

Db                Ebm           Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

B               Gb            F        Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes

B
She dried up in the desert

Gb
drowned in a hot tub

Db                    Ebm       Db
Danced to death at an east side nightclub

B               Gb            Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

                    Ebm
And ways to say you died

Db
I wanna live a thousand lives with you

B
I wanna be the one your dying to

Db                   B
Love...but you don't want to

Bb
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

Bb
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

B
She went down in an airplane

Gb
Fried getting suntan

Db               Ebm           Db
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

B               Gb            F        Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes

B
She met a shark underwater

Gb
Fell and no one caught her

Db              Ebm          Db
I returned everything I ever bought her

B               Gb            Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

B
She was caught in a mudslide

Gb
Eaten by a lion

Db                Ebm           Db
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

B               Gb            F        Bb
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes

B
She dried up in the desert

Gb
drowned in a hot tub

Db                    Ebm       Db
Danced to death at an east side nightclub

B               Gb             Bb
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

                    B
And ways to say you died