Tori Amos – Frog On My Toe (Ukulele)

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Poppa I know

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There's a frog on my toe

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Maybe I'll call him Jethro

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Maybe I'll grow up to be

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As wise, good as he

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And maybe I'll come back after you're long gone

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Poppa I'm sure

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The worms have eaten you now

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And Jethro's been on some Frenchy's plate long ago

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Now I'm pretty sure that I listen to every word

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'cause I still hear you telling me still

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"slap them boys when they're naughty

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Make 'em crawl, make you haughty

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Make you strong, little girl

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You paint them toes the reddish colour

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And you know one day

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You're gonna be bigger than a flea

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You're gonna be bigger than that old poison ivy tree"

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Now I'm pretty sure

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That I think you'd come and visit

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And talk sometimes kind of like gadget

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A funny little chance like an Indian brave

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He said "we all grew fat when the white man came"

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But one day girl you're gonna learn to make 'em crawl

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Make 'em grow tall

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To be a lady with disgrace

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And you fry them 'taters

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And you make them with ladies 

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Hands I know you're my pappy's baby