Tool – Hooker With A Penis (Guitar)

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Artist: Tool Song: Hooker With A Penis *NOTE* This will not allow you to play along with the track. It is just a fun, easy chord version of the song. I put some suggested strumming patterns in parenthesis. [VERSE 1] (D D - -)

D D     D   D       D     D F   F
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a

D    D       D    D      F
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings

F      F         F              
New tattoos that claimed that

(D DU U D)

D  D     C 
He was OGT,

C       D
After '92,

D          C    C
The first EP.

(D D - -)

C      D  
And in between

D       D
Sips of Coke

D       D
He told me that

D
He thought 

D       D       D
We were sellin' out,

F      F
Layin' down,

F       F
Suckin' up

F      F 
To the man.

[CHORUS 1] (D DU U D)

         C        
Well now I've got some

G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.

F                    G
Before you point the finger

           D
You should know that

        D
I'm the man,

       C
And if I'm the man,

     G               
Then you're the man, and

D               A
He's the man as well so you can

F                  G              D    D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

F G D D [VERSE 2] (D D - -)

D            D                     D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,

D
Dumb fuck.

D          D               D         D        D
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.

          F              F
I sold my soul to make a record,

F
Dip shit,

F   F   F      F 
And you bought one.

[CHORUS 2] (D DU U D)

   C
So I've got some

G          D           D
Advice for you, little buddy.

F                     G
Before you point your finger

           D
You should know that

        D
I'm the man,

   C               G
If I'm the fuckin' man

                D              A
Then you're the fuckin' man as well

So you can

F                  G              D    D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

F G D D F F D [VERSE 3] (D DU U D)

A             D                    D     
All you know about me is what I've sold you,

D
Dumb fuck.

F          F               G    G        D
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

          D              D          
I sold my soul to make a record,

D
Dip shit,

F       G            D   D
And you bought one.

[BRIDGE] (D DU U D) C G D D F G D D [VERSE 4] (D D - -)

F        F
All you read and

F       F
Wear or see and

C       C       
Hear on TV

C    C
Is a product

G       G
Begging for your

G      G
Fatass dirty

D 
Dollar

N.C. So...Shut up and [OUTRO] (DUDUDUDU)

D   D   D        
Buy buy buy

C   C               
Buy my new record

D   D   D      
Buy buy buy

C    C
Send more money

D    D
Fuck you, buddy.

C    C
Fuck you, buddy.

D    D
Fuck you, buddy.

C    C
Fuck you, buddy.

D (hold)