Tool – Ænema (Guitar)

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Some say the end is near.

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Some say we’ll see armageddon soon. 

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I certainly hope we will.

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I sure could use a vacation from this

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bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of

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Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.

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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

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Any fucking time.

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Any fucking day.

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Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

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Fret for your figure and

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Fret for your lawsuit and

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Fret for your hairpiece and

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Fret for your prozac and

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Fret for your contract and

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Fret for your car.

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It’s a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of

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freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.

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The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

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Any fucking time.

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Any fucking day.

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Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

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Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

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Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

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Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.

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Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

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Some say the end is near.

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Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.

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I certainly hope we will

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I sure could use a vacation from this

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stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit…

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One great big festering neon distraction,

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I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

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 Learn to swim.

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 Learn to swim.

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 Learn to swim. Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.

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Mom’s com in’ round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

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(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}

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Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.

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Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.

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Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.

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Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.

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Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.

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Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.

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Cuz I’m praying for rain

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and I’m praying for tidal waves

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I wanna see the ground give way.

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I wanna watch it all go down.

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Mom please flush it all away.

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I wanna see it go right in and down.

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I wanna watch it go right in.

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Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

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Time to bring it down again.

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Don’t just call me pessimist.

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Try and read between the lines.

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I can’t imagine why you wouldn't

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Welcome any change, my friend.

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I wanna see it come down.

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Suck it down. 

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Suck it down. 

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Flush it down.