Tom Waits – Step Right Up (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
Bb D x4
Bb
[Part 1]
D Everyone's a winner Bb Bargains galore D That's right you too can be the proud owner of Bb D Bb The quality goes in before the name goes on D One tenth of a dollar Bb One tenth of a dollar D We got service after the sale Bb How 'bout perfume, we got perfume D How 'bout an engagement ring Bb Somethin' for the little lady D Somethin' for the little lady D Somethin' for the little lady, ooh...
[Part 2]
Bb 3 for a dollar D We got a year end clearance Bb D We got our white sale on a smoke damaged furniture Bb You can drive it away today. D Act now Bb Act now D And receive as our gift, our gift to you Bb They come in all colors D One size fits all Bb No muss, no fuss, no spills D You tired of kitchen drudgery Bb Everything must go D Goin' outta biz, goin' outta biz Bb Goin' outta bizness sale ooh...
[Part 3]
D 50% off original retail price Bb Skip the middle man D Don't settle for less D How do we do it Bb How do we do it Bb Volume! volume! D Turn up the volume! Bb D Ah, you've heard it advertised D Don't hesitate Bb D Don't be caught with your drawers down D Don't be caught with your drawers down Bb Step right up D7 Step right up
[Part 4]
Bb That's right it fillets D It chops, it dices, it slices, it never stops Bb Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn D And it mows your lawn Bb It picks up the kids from school D It gets rid of unwanted facial hair Bb It gets rid of embarrassing age spot, it delivers the pizza D And it lengthens Bb And it strengthens D And it finds that slipper that's be en-lodged under the Bb Chaise lounge for several weeks D Bb And it plays a mean rhythm master D It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar Bb And it's only a dollar D Step right up Bb It's only a dollar Bb D Step right up, ahh!
[Part 5]
Bb 'cause it forges your signature D If not completely satisfied Bb D Mail back unused portion of product for a complete refund of price of purchase Bb Step right up D Please allow thirty days for delivery Bb Don't be fooled by cheap imitations Bb You can, uh... D Live in it Bb Live in it, laugh in it Bb Love in it, swim in it, sleep in it D Live in it, swim in it Bb Laugh in it, love in it Bb And it removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets D That's right
[Part 6]
Bb D And it entertains visiting relatives Bb It turns a sandwich into a banquet D Bb Tired of being the life of the party Bb Change your shorts, change your life D Change your life Bb Change into a 9 year old Hindu boy D Get rid of your wife Bb And it walks your dog D And it doubles on sax Bb Doubles on sax Bb You can jump back jack D See ya later alligator, see ya later alligator
[Part 7]
Bb And it steals your car D It gets rid of your gambling debts Bb It quits smoking Bb It's a friend, it's a companion, it's the only product you will ever need D Follow these easy assembly instructions, it never needs ironing Bb D Bb Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff Bb Gives you dandruff D And it finds you a job Bb It is a job D And it strips the phone company Bb Of free tapes and your while exchange Bb And it gives you denture breath, mah...
[Part 8]
Bb And you know it's a friend Bb And it's a companion D And it gets rid of your travellers checks Bb D It's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned Bb Well it takes care of business Bb Never needs winding, never needs winding D Never needs winding Bb D Gets rid of blackheads, heartbreak, and psoriasis Bb Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy D C'mon, c'mon. Bb C'mon, c'mon.
[Part 9]
D Cause it's effective Bb It's defective D It creates household odors Bb It disinfects, it's sanitised for your protection D It gives you an erection Bb It wins the election D Why put up with painful corns any longer Bb It's a redeemable coupon D No obligation, no salesman will visit your home Bb We got a jackpot, jackpot D Jackpot Bb Prizes! Prizes! Prizes! D All work guaranteed Bb How do we do it? How do we do it? Bb How do we do it? How do we do it?
[Part 10]
D We need your business Bb We're going out of business D Bb We'll give you the business Bb Get on the business end of our D Going out of business sale Bb D Receive our free brochure Bb Free brochure D Bb Read the easy to follow assembly instructions D Bb Batteries not included, yah... D Send before midnight tomorrow D Terms available Bb Step right up D Step right up Bb Step right up
[Part 11]
D You got it buddy Bb The large print giveth D Bb And the small print taketh away D Step right up Bb You can step right up D 'Cause you can step right up Bb D C'mon step right up, yah... Bb Get away from me kid, ya bother me D Bb D Bb D Step right up...
[Outro]
Bb C'mon c'mon c'mon D C'mon c'mon Bb Step right up D Bb D You can step right up Bb D Bb D Bb C'mon...