Tom Waits – Step Right Up (Guitar)

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[Intro] Bb D x4 Bb [Part 1]
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Everyone's a winner

Bb
Bargains galore

D
That's right you too can be the proud owner of

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The quality goes in before the name goes on

D
One tenth of a dollar

               Bb
One tenth of a dollar

       D
We got service after the sale

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How 'bout perfume, we got perfume

D
How 'bout an engagement ring

Bb
Somethin' for the little lady

D
Somethin' for the little lady

D
Somethin' for the little lady, ooh...
[Part 2]
Bb
3 for a dollar

D
We got a year end clearance

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We got our white sale on a smoke damaged furniture

         Bb
You can drive it away today.

D
Act now

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Act now

D
And receive as our gift, our gift to you

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They come in all colors

         D
One size fits all

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No muss, no fuss, no spills

D
You tired of kitchen drudgery

Bb
Everything must go

D
Goin' outta biz, goin' outta biz

                         Bb
Goin' outta bizness sale ooh...
[Part 3]
        D
50% off original retail price

                Bb
Skip the middle man

D
Don't settle for less

D
How do we do it

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How do we do it

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Volume! volume!

D
Turn up the volume!

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Ah, you've heard it advertised

D
Don't hesitate

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Don't be caught with your drawers down

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Don't be caught with your drawers down

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Step right up

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Step right up
[Part 4]
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That's right it fillets

   D
It chops, it dices, it slices, it never stops

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Lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn

D
And it mows your lawn

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It picks up the kids from school

                 D
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair

                            Bb
It gets rid of embarrassing age spot, it delivers the pizza

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And it lengthens

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And it strengthens

D
And it finds that slipper that's be en-lodged under the

Bb
Chaise lounge for several weeks

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And it plays a mean rhythm master

           D
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar

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And it's only a dollar

D
Step right up

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It's only a dollar

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Step right up, ahh!
[Part 5]
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'cause it forges your signature

                  D
If not completely satisfied

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Mail back unused portion of product for a complete refund of price of purchase

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Step right up

D
Please allow thirty days for delivery

Bb
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations

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You can, uh...

D
Live in it

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Live in it, laugh in it

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Love in it, swim in it, sleep in it

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Live in it, swim in it

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Laugh in it, love in it

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And it removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets

D
That's right
[Part 6]
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And it entertains visiting relatives

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It turns a sandwich into a banquet

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Tired of being the life of the party

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Change your shorts, change your life

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Change your life

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Change into a 9 year old Hindu boy

D
Get rid of your wife

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And it walks your dog

D
And it doubles on sax

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Doubles on sax

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You can jump back jack

D
See ya later alligator, see ya later alligator
[Part 7]
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And it steals your car

D
It gets rid of your gambling debts

Bb
It quits smoking

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It's a friend, it's a companion, it's the only product you will ever need

D
Follow these easy assembly instructions, it never needs ironing

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Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff

Bb
Gives you dandruff

D
And it finds you a job

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It is a job

                  D
And it strips the phone company

              Bb
Of free tapes and your while exchange

                         Bb
And it gives you denture breath, mah...
[Part 8]
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And you know it's a friend

Bb
And it's a companion

            D
And it gets rid of your travellers checks

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It's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned

                      Bb
Well it takes care of business

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Never needs winding, never needs winding

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Never needs winding

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Gets rid of blackheads, heartbreak, and psoriasis

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Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy

D
C'mon, c'mon.

Bb
C'mon, c'mon.
[Part 9]
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Cause it's effective

       Bb
It's defective

                     D
It creates household odors

                    Bb
It disinfects, it's sanitised for your protection

D
It gives you an erection

Bb
It wins the election

                        D
Why put up with painful corns any longer

         Bb
It's a redeemable coupon

                  D
No obligation, no salesman will visit your home

Bb
We got a jackpot, jackpot

D
Jackpot

        Bb
Prizes! Prizes! Prizes!

               D
All work guaranteed

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How do we do it? How do we do it?

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How do we do it? How do we do it?
[Part 10]
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We need your business

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We're going out of business

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We'll give you the business

Bb
Get on the business end of our

D
Going out of business sale

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Receive our free brochure

Bb
Free brochure

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Read the easy to follow assembly instructions

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Batteries not included, yah...

D
Send before midnight tomorrow

D
Terms available

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Step right up

D
Step right up

Bb
Step right up
[Part 11]
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You got it buddy

Bb
The large print giveth

D                   Bb
And the small print taketh away

D
Step right up

        Bb
You can step right up

D
'Cause you can step right up

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C'mon step right up, yah...

Bb
Get away from me kid, ya bother me

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Step right up...
[Outro]
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C'mon c'mon c'mon

D
C'mon c'mon

Bb
Step right up

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You can step right up

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C'mon...