Tom Waits – Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (Ukulele)

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hey Charlie I'm pregnant

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and living on the 9th street

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right above a dirty bookstore

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of euclid avenue

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and I stopped takin dope

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and I quit drinkin whiskey

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and my old man plays the trombone

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and works out at the track

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and he says that he loves me

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even though its not his baby

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and he says that he'll raise him up

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like he would his own son

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and he gave me a ring

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that was worn by his mother

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and he takes me out dancin

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every saturday night.

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and hey Charlie I think about you

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everytime I pass a fillin station

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on account of all the grease

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you used to wear in your hair

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and I still have that record

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of little anthony & the Imperials

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but someone stole my record player

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now how do you like that?

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hey Charlie I almost went crazy

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after mario got busted

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so I  went back to omaha to

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live with my folks

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but everyone I used to know

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was either dead or in prison

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so I  came back to Minneapolis

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this time I think i'm gonna stay.

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hey Charlie I think I'm happy

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for the first time since my accident

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and I wish I had all the money

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that we used to spend on dope

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i'd buy me a used car lot

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and I wouldn't sell any of em

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i'd just drive a different car

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every day, dependin on how I feel

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hey Charlie for chrissakes

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do you want to know the truth of it?

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i don't have a husband

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he don't play the trombone

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and I need to borrow money

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to pay this lawyer

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Charlie, hey

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i'll be eligible for parole

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come valentines day