Tom Rosenthal – Youll Find Someone To Fart With (Guitar)

E
All panic no disco

E
Like a bird on a hippo

G#m
No one ever saw you

           A
And that's why you flew away-way

E
Smiled at all the strangers

E
A bunch of 'see you laterz'

G#m
How's your summer? How's your mama?

A
Look at my new pen

G#m
Moves too smooth

     G#
Then moves too bumpy

A
Wishing it was soft

       E
But it feels too lumpy

G#m
Singing it all out

       G#
At the karaoke

A
Wishing you were Whitney

E
But feeling croaky

E
You prepare for the party

E
Combing your parting

G#m
And then you go and realise

                 A                 (E/G#)
Your hair looked better in the rain, rain

E
Two hundred perfumes

E
And the colourful costumes

G#
It's all too much for you

             A
But it's too soon to leave the room

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart

E
Find a really cool habitat

E
And the truth about fancy hats

G#m
No one saw the difference

         A              (E/G#)
Grab the biscuit and cry

G#           B           A
Jenny at the supermarket hates you

         E
But it's good

G#                      B
It's not your fault the fruit

               A             E
Stickers don't stick as they should

E
Not feeling likely

E
Feeling quite unsightly

G#m
Put on your best shirt

        A             (E/G#)
For the old man on bus, bus

E
Stars are dead but we're alive

E
In the middle of night

G#m
Come with up with a song

    A
And sing it to a frog

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart

E   E/G#
Fart

A
Somebody to fart with

B
Somebody to fart with

G#m
Somebody to fart with

E   E/G#
Fart

A
Somebody to fart with

B
Somebody to fart with

G#m              E
Somebody to fart with

E
(You, you, you, you)

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, someone to fart with

B      A    E                     E/G#
You'll find someone to fart with, fart, fart, fart, fart