Tom Rosenthal – The Only Good Thing About Bad Bob (Guitar)

    C       Em         Dm
He crushes ants just for fun

        G                  C       F
If you need a friend he is not the one

   C           Em        Dm
He came and he saw and we fled

   G                    C            F
His mere presence will fill us with dread

   G
His beginning is our end

       F
He's a terrible blend

    Fm          C
Of disaster and malaise

       G
If you ask he won't care

         F
He finds joy in despair

     Fm                 C
He's bad in a myriad of ways

          F
If you're feeling blue

   Am
Oh Bob may come to you

         Em                            F
He don't care if you're down or you're lost

              F
And if you're feeling low

    Am
Bob's house is where to go

         Em                     F
He don't care if you weep or you sob

                                    C
And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob

    C           Em          Dm 
His frown is the size of the moon

       G                C        F
And he has no heart, no song, no tune

    C         Em         Dm
His smile has never been seen

       G              C         F
He's a dictionary definition of mean

       G
And he says the wrong words

    F
And even the birds

    Fm              C
Are dismayed by his gaze

             G
And he could scatter a crowd

             F
Not even his mum is that proud

     F        G         C
He's bad in a myriad of ways

          F
If you've lost your heart

   Am
Oh Bob is the place to start

         Em                            F
He don't care if you're down or you're lost

              F
But if you're feeling low

      Am
Bob's house is a place to go

         Em                      F
He don't care if you weep or you sob

                                    C
And that's the only good thing about Bad Bob