Tom Rosenthal – Melania (Ukulele)

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[Verse 1]
     C 
Oh Melania

           Em            
He walks ahead of ya

                   F 
No good man should do that

           Am 
He is the mightiest prat

              C      
The world has ever seen

                   Em    
Why did you become his queen

                  F  
Do you like those tiny hands

             Am
Only you can break up the band

                Em   F      
You can be like Yoko Ono

Em                          F
You don't have to be on your own oh
[Chorus 1]
        C
You can shave off all his hair

        Am
You can leave him on the lake

          D
You could throw his phone down the Grand Canyon

    F
And give the world a break

        C
You can put him in a rocket

     Am
Send him to outer space

            D
There should probably be some distance 

        F                           C
Between him and the human race.
[Verse 2]
     C
Oh Melania

               Em
Does he really love ya?

                   F
More than he loves Bannon

                     Am     A
And the other loose cannons

                 C
You're the first lady

                      Em
But we need you to be shady

                 F      
We can see it in those eyes

                 Am
Are you our hero in disguise?

          Em              F      
You could crush his loony dream

Em                          F
You could take one for the team 
[Chorus 2]
          C
You could build him a wall

      Am
That surrounds him on all sides

          D
You could lock him in a lift with a bunch of scientists

       F
Before we're swallowed by the tides

         C
Or just leave the tape running

           Am
He's bound to say something bad

             D
If you could secretly film him hugging a Russian

     F                            C
Then the world is in your hands 
[Verse 3] Melania
Em      Dm
We need you

     Am         G       C           F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.

C                    Em    Dm
You could go down in history

   Am          G            C       F
As the one who set us free temporarily
[Chorus 3]
          C
You could cut up all his ties

          Am
You could dress him like a goose

          D
You could do something quite age appropriate 

    F     
Like take him on a cruise

          C
You could put him in a spaceship

     Am
Send him to outer space

              D
There should probably be some distance

        F                  C
Between him and the human race
[Verse 4] Melania
Em      Dm
We need you

     Am         G       C           F
Will you please help us out? Thank you.