Tom Jones – Talking Reality Television Blues (Guitar)

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Tabbed by: http://www.andreasvockrodt.de [Intro] D G D G Dsus4 Dm F G Gm D G D G [Verse 1]
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Well, come gather around and I'll sing you a song

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About a crazy old world that's coming along

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'Til one day some fool made the decision

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To turn on the television

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Of course, radio reported we'd all ignore it

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Paper said we'd have no time for it

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But before you knew it, you knew Milton Berle

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And we all had a new escape from the world

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All tuned in, before too soon

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We were watching a man walk on the moon

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He made it look as easy as driving a car

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Video killed the radio star

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I got the talking blues
[Interlude] D G D G Dsus4 Dm F G Gm D G D G D G D G [Verse 2]
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Talking blues is easy to do

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All you gotta do is rhyme a line or two

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Rhyme a line or two and then

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You don't even have to rhyme again

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See? I can say anything I want to now

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Well, you know, within reason
[Interlude] D G D G [Verse 3]
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Say sitcom, catchphrase, game show nation

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Television soon defied explanation

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As the situation took to such a degree

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That eventually we all heard about cable TV

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Of course, free TV news swore we'd ignore it

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But the average family could never afford it

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But again they were wrong, eventually

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Everybody wanted their MTV

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We were all tuned in, but now the shock

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Watching a kid do a thing called the "moonwalk"

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Sliding backwards really was eventually too far

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Reality killed that video star

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I got the talking blues
[Interlude] Dsus4 Dm F G Gm D G D G D G D G [Verse 4]
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So simple at first, it was hard to foresee

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The impending collision with reality

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But it soon seemed TV turned on itself

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When "The Real World" came on like it was somethin' else

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Of course, actors all acted like they weren't floored

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Hoping eventually that we'd all get bored

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But one after the another we pretended not to act

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As we hurdled ever forward towards alternative facts

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Then a show called "The Apprentice" came on and pretty soon
An old man with a comb-over had sold us the moon
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We stayed tuned in, now here we are

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Reality killed by a reality star

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I got the talking blues
[Outro] Dsus4 Dm F G Gm
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  Hills, that is
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