Todd Snider – I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty (Ukulele)

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She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county

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And I was the loneliest man in the whole damn world

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But I had me a fool-proof plan

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That I learned from my old man

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I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl

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I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me

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She looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake 

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But as I gulped down another round 

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I said Hey, woman, hang around

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You're gettin' better looking with every drink I take

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Cause I can drink any woman pretty

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Just give me a bottle and a little time

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She may look like an ugly old heffer right now

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But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine

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She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first me her

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She had floppy ears and this big old busted nose

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It was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth

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And them slobby old smelly mismatched dime-store clothes

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But Johnnie Walker spiced up her wardrobe

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And Bourbon straightened out that busted nose

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A couple of vodka shots added a little bit of dental work

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Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marilyn Monroe

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Cause I can drink any woman pretty

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Just give me a bottle and a little time

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She may look like an ugly old heffer right now

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But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine

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She may look like an ugly old heffer right now

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But one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine