Todd Snider – Alright Guy (Guitar)

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You know just the other morning

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I was hanging around in my house

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I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked

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I was checkin' it out

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Just then a friend of mine came through the door

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Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before

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She said she didn't ever want to see me any more

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And I still don't know why

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I think I'm an alright guy

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I think I'm an alright guy

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I just want to live until I've got to die

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I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try

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I think I'm an alright guy

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I think I'm alright

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Now maybe I'm dirty

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And maybe I smoke a little dope

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Hey it ain't like I'm going on TV

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And tearing up pictures of the pope

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I know I get wild and I know I get drunk

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But it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk

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My old man used to call me a no-good punk

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And I still don't know why

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You know just the other night

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These cops pulled me over outside a bar

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They turned on their lights

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And they ordered me out of my car

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Man I was only kidding when I called 'em a couple of dicks

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But still they made me do the stupid human tricks

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Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks

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And I still don't know why

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