Toby Keith – Size I Wear (Guitar)

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[Chorus]
        C                    G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds

        D                         G
She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round

C                                 G           C
You can take that waitress or the blonde over there

      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
[Solo] C G C G D G [Verse 1]
     G                     D          G
In a neighborhood bar not too far from here

C                        G
Me and old John, we were chugging some beers

C                    G
Friday night about a half past ten

       A                   D
When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in

     G                       D        G
The one in the front was a little too tall

    C                         G
The one in the back, she was flat as a wall

        C                     G
But the one in the middle, as cute as could be

     A                    G
The one in the middle was looking at me
[Chorus]
             C                    G
Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds

        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round

C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there

      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
[Solo] C G C G D G [Verse 2]
      G                               D       G
I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’

          C                          G
We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too

    C                              G
Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend

           A                            D
He danced with this one and that one and this one again

   G                         D          G
A slow song came on, we were locked down tight

  C                             G
John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’

     C                            G
Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care

 A                         G
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear
[Chorus]
        C                    G
She was five foot two, about 95 pounds

        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round

C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there

      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear
[Solo] C G D G C G A D G [Chorus]
            C                    G
Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds

        D                            G
She was round in the places she was supposed to be round

C                                 G           C
Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there

      G                           D     G
But stand back John, that’s the size I wear

             C                     G      C
Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care

  C                           D     G
Stand back John, that’s the size I wear

  C  G A  D  G
Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute