Toby Keith – Growing Up Is A Bitch (Guitar)

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Your old lady said that your jeans don't fit

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You eat real bad, it's time for you to quit

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And your doctor said last time he came around

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"All that tequila boy, I'm surprised you haven't drowned"

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Better listen to your doctor and your wife

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You might mess around and save your life

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I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

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I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right

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I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

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I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch

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Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

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Growin' up is a bitch . . . Yeah, growin' up is a bitch

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Well, the police said when they came to my door

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"Oh no, not you again, what's the matter with you boy?

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Keepin' your neighbors up all night raisin' hell

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If we come back tonight, you're gonna wish you were in jail"

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Better listen what the police have to say

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They'll take you down to county, lock you away

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I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

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I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right

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I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

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I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch

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Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

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Growin' up is a bitch . . . Yeah, growin' up is a bitch

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 Oh, it's a bitch

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If you're gonna be crazy, you gotta be tough

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We'll all die of something if we live long enough

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I wanna stay out late, I wanna play all night

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I wanna rock and roll 'til I get it right

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I wanna drink my booze, get down in that ditch

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I wanna chase that girl, scratch my itch

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Gettin' older ain't as bad as they say

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Growin' up is a bitch . . . Yeah, growin' up is a bitch

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 Growin' up is a   -  bitch . . . Oh, yeah

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I ain't growin' up no more

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 Ain't growin' up, ain't growin' up