Tim Minchin – Woody Allen Jesus (Guitar)

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Jesus was a Jewish philosopher

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Had a lot of nice ideas

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About our existential fears

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Much admired by his peers

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Short and Jewish and quite political

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Often hesitant and very analytical

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus

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Woody Allen Jesus!

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Jesus was a great entertainer

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Doing cool tricks all of the time

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Turning water into wine

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Making stormy weather fine

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Even now his stunts confound us

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Kinda did what Darren Brown does

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus

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Magic Woody Allen Jesus!

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Jesus died but then came back to life

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So the Holy Bible said

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Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead

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Like a film by Simon Pegg

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Try that these days, you'd be in trouble

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Geeks would try to smack you with a shovel

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie

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 Jesus

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Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!

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Jesus ascended into Heaven

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He was an incredible guy

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You don't often find fellas that fly

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Disappear right into the sky

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And only once did he use this ability

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With great power comes great responsibility

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie

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Superman Jesus

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Jesus!

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Jesus' mother gave birth to him

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Without having sex with a dude

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No, she would never be that rude

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Never even be nude with a dude

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Breeding without the opposite gender is

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Commonly known as parthenogenesis

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Other animals that don't need males

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Include a lot of lizards and various snails

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie

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Superman Komodo Dragon Jesus

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Jesus!

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Jesus can communicate with the deceased

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Like Psychic Sally

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Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd

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But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood

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Jesus is in more than one place at a time

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Like an electron or Schrodinger's feline

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Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle

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He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle

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Jesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard

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But I'm not saying it's me

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I'm not saying that I am Jesus

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I'm not saying that I am Jesus

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I am Jesus!

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Praise be to Jesus

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Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus

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Woody Allen Jesus!

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Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon

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Jesus!