Tim Minchin – Weird About Rob (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
Bb                      Am7     Gm7            F6
Everybody’s weird about Rob and who can blame them?

Gm7
He’s the kind of guy who’s grown a 5 o'clock shadow

Bb/C
By 3:30 in the afternoon

Bb                        Am7     Gm7           F6
Everybody wants what he's got and I'm one of them

Gm7
He’s the guy your girlfriend falls in love with

Bb/C
But you don’t mind; you know it’s only human

Gm7   F/A        Ebadd9/Bb
To be weird about Rob
[Chorus]
F       F/E     F/Eb       F/D         C#
You and me and everybody’s weird about Rob

                  Ab               Ab7
And you might try to be more like Robbie

        Edim7             A7
But you won't be cos he’s too damn sexy

Dm            C       Bbmaj7
You’d need to have surgery

Dm            C       Bbmaj7
You’d need a second degree

Dm            C           Bbmaj7
You’d need to have sex in threes to be Robbie

F           Ab       G
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da

Bb7
Everybody's weird about rob

F           Ab       G
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da

Bb7
Everybody's weird
[Verse 2]
Bb                      Am7     Gm7            F6
Everybody’s weird about Rob and who can blame them?

Gm7
He’s the kind of guy who makes an off-hand comment

Bb/C
And everybody leaps to write it down

Bb                      Am7     Gm7          F6
Everybody thinks he's a god and I'm one of them

Gm7
He’s got hands like a piano virtuoso

Bb/C
And a jaw like a Hollywood movie star

Gm7            F/A      Ebadd9/Bb
That’s why I'm weird about Rob
[Chorus]
F       F/E     F/Eb       F/D         C#
You and me and everybody's weird about Rob

                  Ab               Ab7
And you might try to be more like Robbie

        Edim7             A7
But you won't be; I know, I’ve tried, trust me

Dm            C      Bbmaj7
You'd need to earn 80 G

Dm            C             Bbmaj7
You'd have to know more about tea

Dm                 C         Bbmaj7
You'd have to try harder than me

           Am    Gm7         F       Ebmaj7
And read philosophy and shop organically

         C#maj7
And have perfect cheekbones to be Robbie

F           Ab       G
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da

Bb7
Everybody's weird about rob

F           Ab       G
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba da

Bb7
Everybody's weird