Tim Minchin – The Guilt Song (Guitar)

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I would be a liar if I pretended I admire

F			G		C		
The red-light windscreen-cleaning empire that you’ve built.

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But my heart is good it’s not a thing of stone and wood

			F		G		C
I’ll give you 50 cents to take away my guilt.

C		G			Am				Em
I give money to folk who just don’t have enough,

		Am			Em				F
To try to justify the future purchases of stuff

G		C			G
That I don’t need.

C			G		Am			Em
I know that one less Vodka Cranberry tonight

		Am				Em				F
Could probably feed some foreign family for a fortnight,

		G			F
But I might just have one more.

			Em   
After all what is Vodka for

	F					G				C
Apart from making you want to shag your best mate’s wife,

	F					G				C
And drowning out the guilt you feel about your perfect life? 

C		G		Am		         Em		
Fuck the poor, what is all this hoo-ha for?

			Am				Em		F G
There’s only one reason I’ll phone 1800 034 034

	F						Em
It’s the force behind Teresa and the school that Oprah built,

			F		G		 C
I’ll give you 50 bucks to take away my guilt.