Tim Minchin – If You Really Loved Me (Guitar)
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DVD: So Live
[Chords]
Gmmaj7 354333
Bb6 x13033
D+ xx0332
Eb7 x68686
Fmaj7 132211
Ammaj7 x02110
Fm6 xx3131
Cmmaj7 x35443
[Verse 1]
Gm Gmmaj7 If you really loved me the way you say you do Gm7 C7 If you love me half as much as I love you Cm7 Bb6 You would pluck a planet from the sky A7 D+ You'd use a star to dot the "I" D Gm Gmmaj7 In "I love you", that is what you'd do Gm7 C7 You'd take a dreary day and you would paint it blue Cm7 Bb6 If you loved me unconditionally A7 D+ These are the things that you would do for me Gm Gmmaj7 Because I need you like a fish needs the sea Gm7 C7 Like a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee Cm7 Bb6 And if you really cared for me A7 D+ You'd let me video you while you wee Gm Gmmaj7 Standing up in the bath - I shouldn't even have to ask Gm7 C7 Perhaps you'd even store a little more in a flask Cm7 Bb6 These are just the things that people do A D Gm When their love for one another is true, ba da da
[Verse 2]
Gm Gmmaj7 We go together like a cracker and Brie Gm7 C7 Like racism and ignorance, like bling and R&B Cm7 Bb6 And if you really want to show you care A7 D+ You'd let me wear your underwear D Gm Gmmaj7 When we visit your mum's, for a bit of harmless fun Gm7 C7 I just like talking about your childhood with lace between my buns Cm7 Bb6 There's no reason for a big to-do A D Gm If your love one another is true, ba da da Gm Gmmaj7 We go together like a bird and a nest Gm7 C7 Like Internet and porn, like guns and the us Cm7 Bb6 And if you love me like you say you do A7 D+ You'd purchase thirty cockatoos D Gm Gmmaj7 And teach them to fly in formation in the sky Gm7 C7 And shit the words "Tim is God" on my ex-girlfriend's Hyundai
[Interlude]
Cm7 Bb6 Sure, it might be easier with doves A D Eb7 But shirking challenges is not what love's all about D Eb7 Love is not all wine and roses D Eb7 Sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese C F No one said love is for free Fmaj7 And if you agree with that F7 You'd sing me passages from the Koran D7 Gm Wearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat Gmmaj7 To the tune of Waltzing Matilda Gm7 C7 Eb F E E7 I just love the combination of Islam, nationalism and builder
[Solo]
*crazy stuff happens*
Am Ammaj7 Am7 D7 Dm7 C B7 E
[Verse 3]
Am Ammaj7 Because I need you, like a tick needs a tock Am7 D7 Like bananas need pyjamas, like a nun needs cock Dm7 C But if you want to put your love for me first B E You wouldn't go through childbirth E7 Am Ammaj7 You'd agree to adopt, so that you could stay thin Am7 D7 We'll get a Chinese kid - it could teach us Mandarin! Dm7 C And communists don't make as much noise B E Am G And they're really good at sharing their toys
[Verse 4]
Cm Cmmaj7 Because I dig you like an Aussie digs pies Cm7 F7 Like born-agains dig Jesus, like Jesus dug guys Fm7 Eb And if you love me just a modicum D G You’d softly rub my perineum G7 Cm Cmmaj7 And stick your finger up my bum as I’m about to cum Cm7 F7 I’ve heard that it’s quite acceptable and reasonably fun Fm7 Eb Not that I'm saying that I'd want you to Fm7 Eb But hypothetically it’s something you might do Fm7 Eb If you loved me unconditionally D Fm6 C#maj7 Like letting me video you while you wee Cmaj7 Assuming there’s nothing worth watching on TV