Tim Minchin – God (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
C Bb F I never had sex inside a church
n.c.
And never had to pray on Sundays
C Bb F Never gave minties to the poor
n.c.
And when I'm six foot under some day
C F I’ll be feeling rotten Bb Worms eat from the outside in C F Should I take the wager? Gm F/A Bb Maybe faking it will get me in Gm C/D But faking it has always been a sin
[Chorus]
F Bb And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it F Fsus2 Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking F Bb If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door F Fsus2 Then I hope they are scones you're baking F Bb If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me F Fsus2 Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated F Bb If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well F Fsus2 If you count all the times you masturbated
[Verse 2]
C Bb F I know it's a breeze to just believe
n.c.
And dress him up the way you like him
C Bb F Personally I think he plays the drums
n.c.
And goes about in purple lycra
C F With burgundy leg-warmers Bb Fashion never worried him C F There's another option Gm F/A Bb Maybe disco threads will get you in Gm C/D But disco threads have always been a sin
[Chorus]
F Bb And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it F Fsus2 Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking F Bb If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door F Fsus2 Then I hope they are scones you're baking F Bb If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me F Fsus2 Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated F Bb If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well F Fsus2 If you count all the times you masturbated
[Bridge]
Gm F Far be it from me to ask you Dm Questions you can’t answer Gm F But tell me why you have to be Dm An arsehole all the time Gm F And far be it from me to throw Dm A spanner at my maker C Gm Dm I’ll just sit back and drink your bloody wine Gm Bb/C And leave you to things existential
[Chorus]
F Bb And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it F Fsus2 Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking F Bb If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door F Fsus2 Then I hope they are scones you're baking F Bb If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me F Fsus2 Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated F Bb If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well F Fsus2 If you count all the times you masturbated
[Verse 3]
C Bb F I never had sex inside a church
n.c.
But I love the thought of nuns in g-strings
C Bb F And I never touched my neighbour's wife
n.c.
But I spilled my share of sacred seedlings
C F I would be a psycho Bb If I tried to keep my seedlings in C F I've not got a hope in hell Gm F/A Bb If wasting sperm stops you getting in Gm C/D But who the hell made wasting sperm a sin?
[Chorus]
F Bb And if you're gonna be a cynic, bear and grin it F Fsus2 Cos you'll never have the drugs these cats are taking F Bb If you wanna learn more from the strangers at the door F Fsus2 Then I hope they are scones you're baking F Bb If you're only the beginnings of a sinner, tell me F Fsus2 Who is gonna teach you to keep your eyes dilated F Bb If you're trying to go to hell, girl, you're doing pretty well F Fsus2 If you count all the times you masturbated