Tim Minchin – Confessions (Ukulele)

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1. Feminism

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I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night

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without being afraid for their lives

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I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body

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Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right

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And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like

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Without being treated like dirt

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And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic

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As the measure of a woman's worth

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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

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Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them

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Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them

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They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy

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I would rather watch boobs than a movie

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Be doop be doo. I just really like boobs.

2. Poverty (altruism) I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Whether they are rich or their poor I believe a world where no children are starving Is a world worth fighting for And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling How incredibly lucky I am And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave Should come at the expense of my fellow man I'm sure I could give a little more To alleviate the suffering of the poor. Fuck I love boobs though. I just really love them I don't really mind if I am behind Below or above them. They're just so jubbly They make me feel lovely I'd rather own boobs than a pub Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo I really love boobs. 3. Enviromentalism I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism And we must treat her carefully I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming Her resources indefinitely. The earth's not a bottomless pit And we can all do our little bit. Fuck I love boobs though I just really care for 'em They're equally fun when they're aged 21 Or octogenarian. They're just so flappy They make me feel happy I'd rather eat boobs than a bap Be doop be doo I just really love boobs.

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Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions

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Designed to tempt men in situations when

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They can't get a glimpse of your bum

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I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says

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Lipstick is for making your lips look more

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Like the lips of a happy vagina

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Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye

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Why'd they have to say that, oh why?

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From that first little suck of colostrum

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To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel

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We're just fucking monkeys in    shoes

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And I-----e----i

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Will always love boobs

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i Will always love boobs