Tim Minchin – Confessions (Guitar)
Capo 8
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[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7 I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night Bm7 Em7 D without being afraid for their lives F#7 G A F#m7 I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body Bm7 Em7 D Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right F#7 G A And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like F#7 Bm Without being treated like dirt Bm7 G A And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic F#m7 B7 As the measure of a woman's worth
[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects
[Chorus]
A9 D Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them A9 D D7 Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them G Edim7 They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy D B7 I would rather watch boobs than a movie Em7 A7 D Be doop be doo, I just really like boobs
[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7 I believe people are entitled to basic human rights Bm7 Em7 D Whether they are rich or their poor F#7 G A F#m7 I believe a world where no children are starving Bm7 Em7 D Is a world worth fighting for F#7 G A And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling F#7 Bm How incredibly lucky I am Bm7 G A And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave F#m7 B7 Should come at the expense of my fellow man
[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D I'm sure I could give a little more to alleviate the suffering of the poor.
[Chorus]
A9 D Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them A9 D D7 I don't really mind if I am behind, below or above them G Edim7 They're just so jubbly, they make me feel lovely D B7 I'd rather own boobs than a pub Em7 A7 D Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo, I really love boobs.
[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7 I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism Bm7 Em7 D And we must treat her carefully F#7 G A F#m7 I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming F#7 B7 Her resources indefinitely.
[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D The earth's not a bottomless pit, and we can all do our little bit.
[Chorus]
A9 D Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em A9 D D7 They're equally fun when they're aged 21, or octogenarian G Edim7 They're just so flappy, they make me feel happy D B7 I'd rather eat boobs than a bap Em7 A7 D Be doop be doo, I just really love boobs. G6 A Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions F#m B7 Designed to tempt men in situations when G A They can't get a glimpse of your bum F#7 Bm A I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says G A Lipstick is for making your lips look more D A Bm A Like the lips of a happy vagina G Edim7 A Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye F#7 Bm A G Why'd they have to say that, oh why? G A From that first little suck of colostrum F#m7 B To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel Em D G G#dim A We're just fucking monkeys in shoes D Bm G And Iei A D Bm Will always love boobs G A D i Will always love boobs