Tim Minchin – Beautiful Ugly (Guitar)

Gm
You are the real platonic ideal

   Bb                F
Of perfect poise and charm

C
You got a Mona Lisa smile, oh

C
The Venus de Milo

C        Gm*
Couldn't touch you even if she had both of her arms

Gm
Nothing's as sweet as the way that you treat me

     Bb                  F
When everything is going right

                C
But when you're tired and grumpy

C
Or overly hungry

Eb              N.C
Man, it ain't a pretty sight

F
What I'm tryna say

F
In every single way

N.C            Ebmaj7
I think you're beautiful

    Bb                      F
But not when we're having a fight

        Ebmaj7
You are beautiful

   Bb               F
In certain types of light

   Cm                                   Eb             F
It doesn't matter what you say, there's no point in denying

        Ebmaj7
You are beautiful

Bb                N.C
Well, most of the time

N.C               Gm
When honey you're lovely, you're cuddly

     Bb                      F
Your walk is the talk of the town

                C
And when you're feelin' a groove

          C
Then it's true ya got moves

     Eb
Like Jagger when the lights go down

           Gm                        Gm
But in the morning light when you've had a big night

Bb                       F
Honey you're a heck of a mess

            C
You are the nicest girl

       C
In the whole wide world

           Eb
Unless you haven't had your first Espresso (uh-oh)

F
The thing about you and me

F
We always agreed that

           Ebmaj7
Honesty is beautiful

    Bb                      F
And honestly I think you're fine

               Ebmaj7
I mean, you're beautiful

      Bb         F
About 84% of the time

    Cm                                        Eb                           F
But every now and then I take a photo of you, you look a little bit like a fish

        Ebmaj7
You are beautiful

Bb
Ish

Bb
People who want you to be perfect

Dm
Believe me girl, they just ain't worth it

    Fm                                  Gm
The surface can be fun, in time they'll see the love undone

       Eb               Bb
I love every crease and crack of you

      Eb                 Bb
The unfiltered front and back of you

        C
The ugg-booted morning truth of you

Bb                       F
Wouldn't change a single tooth of you

D
All those branded beauties

           Gm         F         Cm
With their tanned and airbrushed booties

              Ebmaj7
Think they're beautiful

         Bb                      F
But they haven't got the meaning right

             Ebmaj7
You can't be beautiful

          Bb                        F
If you're constantly adjusting your light

       Cm                                      Eb        F
It's a pity but prettiness come and goes, baby how can I make you see

        Ebmaj7
You are beautiful

                   Ebmaj7
You will always be beautiful

        Ebmaj7
Utterly beautiful

   Bb
To me