Third Eye Blind – Non Dairy Creamer (Guitar)

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Submitted by: [email protected] Chords used: E - 022100 B - x24442 C#m - x46654 A - x02220 F#m - 244222 [Intro] E A C#m B x2 [Verse 1]
             E  A
They call it KFC

          C#m        B
Cause its not really chicken

    E           A
Hot Cheetos for breakfast

       C#m           B
Make a young student sick

            E
And did you ever think

A                   C#m B
someone is tricking you?
[Instrumental] E C#m B A [Verse 2]
        E          C#m
And the guy in the pulpit

     B          A
is a bigot and alas

         E
Some kid walks into my

 C#m             B
school and opens fire

A         E          C#m
Heard any good jokes lately?

         B            A
Cause we sure do need them

   E
My punk band is called

C#m        B        A
Operation Iraqi Freedom
[Chorus 1]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?

        E
Are you real to me?

           F#m
Or are you non

     A E       C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
[Verse 3]
  E       C#m   B
A new love   is burning up

    A               E
for me Cause one in four

         C#m
American girls has an

B  A            E
STD And you can buy

              C#m
yourself some implants

        B           A
But you can't buy a soul
[Verse 4]
           E
That never launched

          C#m
With your chest popped out

B                 A
What are you so afraid about?

          E
With your chest popped out

C#m               B
What are you so afraid about?

A                E
What are you so afraid of?

C#m               B       A
What are you so afraid of?
[Chorus 2]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?

        E
Are you real to me?

           F#m
Or are you non

     A E       C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
[Bridge]
    A
And two gay guys got

B
married That brought

    C#m           E
the family to its knees

    A
How did they blow

        B
this to smithereens?

       C#m
Just a couple of queens

B              A
  How did they do it

              B
I'll tell you now

             C#m
They brought marriage

      E         A
to an end And I found

            B
myself some culprits

     C#m
It's two young

B     A
gay Republicans

      B     E
Young gay Republicans

            B
Young gay Republicans

            C#m      B
Young gay Republicans
[Chorus 3]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?

        E
Are you real to me?

           F#m
Or are you non

     A E
dairy  creamer?
[Chorus 4]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?

        E
Are you real to me?

           F#m
Or are you non

     A E       C#m B A E C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
[Outro]
         E          C#m B
Mission accomplished

A         E         C#m B
Mission accomplished

A         E         C#m B
Mission accomplished

A         E         C#m B A
Mission accomplished
E C#m B A x8 then E