They Might Be Giants – Wait Actually Yeah No (Guitar)

A              F#m
On a south sea island-

D     E   A     F#m   Bm  E
Wait, actually, yeah, no

A               F#m          E
In the doctor's waiting room downtown-

A   F#m D Bm  E
No, never mind

D            E        C#
On a highway exit ramp

F#m  D   E           C#
In a big department store

F#m   A   D     Bm  E
Wait, um, yeah, no

D                E         C#
World War I, the Western Front

F#m            D  E            C#
Place you went on business once-

F#m  A   D   Bm   E
Yes, but not that

A          F#m
Twenty-car collision-

D     E   A     F#m   Bm  E
Wait, actually, yeah, no

A                 F#m          E  Bm
Someone you don't know staring at you-

A   F#m D Bm  E
No, never mind

D            E           C#
Pair of white magician gloves

F#m    D   E    C#
Camels in a caravan-

F#m   A   D     Bm  E
Wait, um, yeah, no

D                 E     C#
Thing you haven't tried before

F#m    D   E    C#
Misremembered anecdote-

F#m  A   D   Bm   E
Yes, but not that

A              D
Self-enclosing whale

E          A
Artificial pain

D         E
Marijuana egg

A            D
Swimming tambourine

E            A
Frozen human rug

D           E
Secret wolverine

A        D      E
Odorless guitar chord

A              F#m
Wouldn't it be good if-

D     E   A     F#m   Bm  E
Wait, actually, yeah, no

A               F#m          E
What about-okay, like, a thing like-

A   F#m D Bm
No, never mind

D              E       C#
Wait a second, hear me out

F#m     D     E       C#
Picture this: imagine if-

F#m   A   D     Bm  E
Wait, um, yeah, no

D            E       C#
Open up your mind to this

F#m        D     E        C#
Close your eyes, consider it-

F#m  D   A   Bm   E
Yes, but not that