They Might Be Giants – Santas Beard (Guitar)

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  Once a year my friend puts on a red suit

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  and hangs around with me and my  wife

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  now I can't help it feeling jealous

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each time she climbs on his knee

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  And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming

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  for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming

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  now I can't help it feeling jealous

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each time she climbs on his knee

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why must she climb on his knee?

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  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear

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  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

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  She always had this twisted side to her

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  but she'd never drag my name around  town

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  but lately she's been humming cheating songs

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and I don't like that fat guy around

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no I don't like that fat guy around

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  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear

C          D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

C          D            G
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Tremble in fear 

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  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard

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I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home