They Might Be Giants – Rhythm Section Want Ad (Guitar)

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In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam

                         A              
plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme

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there's a place for those who love their poetry

           Em                            A
it's just across from the sign that says Pros Only

   D
So if you like a band with a chick singer

C                                    D
say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones

                       C
If you dig Menudo or MDC we salute you the way we know

G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes

              Em                           A                    
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of

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Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply

                      G       C    Am        D
to the rhythm section want ad -    I'll tell you why

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Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones

                       A       
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones

G             C    
Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank

Em                A
Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank

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Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?

D                C
You guys must be into the Eurythmics

G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes

              Em                           A                    
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of

D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply

                      G       C    Am             D
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why

G                       C                 Em
Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones

                       A       
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones

G             C    
Speak softly, drive the Sherman tank

Em                A
Laugh hard it's a long way to the bank

D                C
Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose?

D                C
You guys must be into the Eurythmics

G                         C
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes

              Em                           A                    
there must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of

D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply

                      G       C    Am             D      G
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why

D              G       C    F      Em     D
Rhythm section want ad - no others need apply

                      G       C    Am             D      G
to the rhythm section want ad -    And here's the reason why