They Might Be Giants – Piece Of Dirt (Ukulele)

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Piece of dirt,  that is all I'm standing on today

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Piece of dirt,  the whole world has slipped away

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I would climb the highest mountain just to

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Jump into a fountain

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Or to fly,   I'd fly away

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A woman's voice on the radio

       A                   E
Can convince you you're in love

  A                    E
A woman's voice on the telephone

       A                  B
Can convince you you're alone

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But I set my sails so long ago

          A                 F#m
They've revoked my sailor's badge

              A
Said I should be content and happy

        A   A    A     B E
On this ink spot where I stand