They Might Be Giants – Museum Of Idiots (Guitar)

D               G             D     G
They built this whole neighborhood

       D    G  Bm       A      G   D
out of wood,     out of wood.

D            G         D      G
I guess I'll still be around

          D     G       Bm   A
when they burn, burn it down.

Am        F        E                C       D
I will be standing around when they burn it down.

Em          A            D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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Honey, I'm there when you need me,

         D        G         Bm    A
please believe me, please believe me.

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I'll still be right where you left me,

       D      G       Bm      A
if you manage   to forget me.

Am       F      E         C
Where we met is where you may forget.

Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

   A                 D
If you and I had any brains,

   G                   Em
we wouldn't be in this place.

D          G    D      G
Chop me up into pieces

      D       G      Bm      A
if it pleases, if it pleases.

    D        G           D        G
And when the chopping is through,

      D          G            Bm     A
every piece will say, "I love you."

Am    F        E            C      D
Every piece of me will say "I love you."

Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

Am     F       E            G      D    F   G    A
Every piece of me will say "I love you, you you"

Em            A          D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.