Theory of a Deadman – The Truth Is I Lied About Everything (Ukulele)

C
You lied about you, and you lie about me

C
You lie about your ex's and the STDs

C
You grew up rich in the Florida Keys

G                    C
You lie about everything

C
You lie about a baby being on the way

C
You lie to yourself if you think I'll stay

C
It's just a big game I don't wanna play

G                    C
You lie about everything

F
You think you'll get everything you want

G
But you ain't gonna get it from me

F
The truth is...

C
It was all pretend

G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

F
The truth is...

C
I really hate your face

G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place

F                       C
Bad in bed, you suck at givin' head

G                                      C
You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead

F
The truth is...

C
You're fuckin' useless

G
The truth is...

F            G    C
I lied about everything

C
You lie to your folks, say everything's fine

C
What you don't know, rents 2 months behind

C
Tell all your friends that we have a great time

G                    C
You lie about everything

C
You lie when you said your tits are real

C
Well, they're about as fake as the way we feel

C
You're so full of shit

C
How can I deal?

G                          C
'Cause you lied about everything

Dm
I don't think we stand a chance

F                          G
Watcha said you can't take back

F
The truth is...

C
It was all pretend

G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

F
The truth is...

C
I really hate your face

G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place

F                       C
Bad in bed, you suck at givin' head

G                                      C
You've gone and got me thinking I'd be better off dead

F
The truth is...

C
You're fuckin' useless

G
The truth is...

F            G    C
I lied about everything

C
You lied about you and I lied about me

C
Now that you know I'm finally free

C
One last thing I'll say that's true

G                             C
I lied when I said "I'm in love with you"

F
The truth is...

C
It was all pretend

G                            C
All along I've been sleeping with your best friend

F
The truth is...

C
I really hate your face

G                       C
You were never all that hot in the first place

F                       C
Your ass is fat and you ain't that smart

G                               C
Every time you talk, you got me falling apart

F
The truth is...

C
You're fuckin' useless

G
The truth is...

F            G    C
I lied about everything