The Wombats – Kill The Director (Ukulele)

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* = single strum [Verse 1]
F*
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick

C*                         G*
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have

F*
So, many skills that make her distinctive

C*                             G*
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine

F
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper

C
No, I don't care about the soaps

G                                 F
No, I don't care about the soaps

C                                    G
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode
[Chorus] F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com

G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com

G                     F
Kill the director, please
[Verse 2]
F
Carrots help us see much better in the dark

      C                      G
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart

    F
And this is my head and this is my spout

C                   G
They work together, they can't figure anything out

F
So, with the angst of a teenage band

C                           G                            F
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand 

C*                          G*
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
[Chorus] F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com

G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com

G
Kill the director
F Dm
C
If this is a rom-com

G
Kill the director, please
[Break] Mute strings and strum [Outro]
F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones

C          G
This is no Bridget, Bridget

F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones

C          G
This is no Bridget, Bridget
(x3)
F          Am
This is no Bridget Jones

C           F*               C*
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones