The Weepies – Dating A Porn Star (Ukulele)

Capo 5
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Chords

This is a great song to cover by the Weepies, off their album "Happiness." This is my first time tabbing/chording, but I have been playing for years. The other version was done without the capo, this version I am doing is with version. Relative to capo G is played |320033| C is played |x32033| D is played |xx0232| Em is played |022000| D/F# is played |200232| A is played |50005x| G/B is played |x20030| A# is played |x10030| There are a lot of hammer-ons and offs based around the G, C, and D chords. I'll let you figure them out :-) Capo 5 Intro: G C G D
G                  C                     
Dating a porn star, it isn't all roses

G                       D                
She leaves you home on a Saturday night

G                    C                    
You can go crazy with thoughts and supposes

G                            D                Dsus D
Lose the thin thread between what's wrong and right

     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me

    C                  D         
For I have missed you so

    C      D                            
Just like the others

    G                    
And all of their brothers

      C      D        G
I've come to see the show

      G                                   C
The strip club crowd looks like a sad constellation

      G                                   D
But I hold your heart like the sky holds the moon

     G                   C
I'm cast down outside 'cause they don't allow boyfriends

     G                         D
Star won't you tell me you're coming home soon

     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me

    C                  D         
For I have missed you so

    C      D                            
Just like the others

    G                    
And all of their brothers

      C      D        G
I've come to see the show                                                 

       Em            D/F#        G
Playing cards with the bouncer to let me back in

    Em              D/F#       G 
I hear them announce her and I hear her begin

   Em       D/F#          G            A       
Sometimes I think that I was born to lose

      C     G/B     A#          D           
My money, my shirt, my socks and my shoes

   G                C                        
Dating a porn star, it's bad news brother

   G                         D              
You wonder how long 'til the coming of day

   G                    C                  
And wait by the sparkly curtains of heaven

   G                         D             
The stars look so pretty from so far away

     C        D         G         
So Starlight won't you kiss me

    C                  D         
For I have missed you so

    C      D                            
Just like the others

    G                    
And all of their brothers

      C      D        G
I've come to see the show  
La la's are the same basically as the intro