The Stranglers – Ugly (Ukulele)

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I could have read

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A poem called

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Ozymandias

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To her instead

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I live for the moment

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It was a futile

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Gesture anyway

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I was here

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And she was here

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And being broad

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Of mind and hips

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We did the only

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Thing possible

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I guess I shouldn't have strangled her to death but

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I had to go to work and she had laced my coffee with

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acid!

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Normally, I wouldn't have minded

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But I'm allergic to sulphuric acid

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Besides, she had acne

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And if you've got acne

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Well, I apologise for disliking it intensely

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But it's understandable that ugly people have got complexes

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I mean it seems to me that ugly people don't have a chance

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E (N.C.)
  It's only the children or the fucking wealthy who tend be good looking!

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An ugly fart

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Attracts a good looking

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Chick if he's got money

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Mus - cle ... pow - er! (x4)