The Statler Brothers – Monday Morning Secretary (Guitar)

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[Intro] E B7 [Verse 1]
    E
She leaves home at eight

  E
A little bit late

  E                      B7
A little bit tired of it all

    F#m         B7
She unlocks the doors

    F#m          B7
And does so much more

     F#m           B7     E
Than what she gets credit for
[Verse 2]
    E
She opens the mail

            E
Straightens up without fail

E                     B7
Last Friday evening's mess

    F#m             B7
She makes brand new coffee

           F#m            B7
Though her head's hurtin' awfully

   F#m        B7          E
By nine she's looking her best
[Chorus]
    A            B7           E              C#m
And Monday comes dawning, the world wakes up yawning

    A            B7      E
And Friday seems so far away

    A                B7           E            C#m
But there bright and early Monday morning secretary

    A       B7            E    C
You sure do look pretty today
[Interlude] F C7 [Verse 3]
   F
At ten there's a break

    F
She don't always take

     F                     C7
Just time for a powder and smoke

  Gm             C7
A salesman comes in

          Gm          C7
Looks her over end to end

Gm          C7        F
Tells her a new dirty joke
[Verse 4]
    F
She laughs off his pass

           F
Like she's done in the past

    F                        C7
She knows all those lines so well

        Gm            C7
Then at five she goes home

       Gm          C7
To her cat and two rooms

    Gm                C7        F
And cries cause she's lonely as hell
[Chorus]
    Bb           C7           F              Dm
And Monday comes dawning, the world wakes up yawning

    Bb           C7      F
And Friday seems so far away

    Bb               C7           F            Dm
But there bright and early Monday morning secretary

    Bb           C7       F    Dm
You sure do look pretty today
[Outro]
    Bb           C7       F    Bb C7 F
You sure do look pretty today