The Rolling Stones – Dear Doctor (Ukulele)

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Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged

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There's a pain where there once was a heart

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It's sleepin, it's a beatin'

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Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it

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Right there in that jar?

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Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning

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It's today that's the day of the plunge

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Oh the gal I'm to marry

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Is a bow-legged sow

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I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge

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"Don't ya worry, get dressed," cried my mother

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As she plied me with bourbon so sour

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Pull your socks up, put your suit on

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Comb your long hair down,

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For you will be wed in the hour

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So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged

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There's a pain where there once was a heart

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I'm sleepin, it's a beatin'

           D             A         E
Can't ya please take it out, and preserve it

       B             E
Right there in that jar?

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Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged

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There's a pain where there once was a heart

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It's sleepin, it's a beatin'

           D             A         E
Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it

       B             E
Right there in that jar?

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I was tremblin', as I put on my jacket

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It had creases as sharp as a knife

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I put the ring in my pocket

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But there was a note

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And my heart it jumped into my mouth

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It read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you.

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But I have no courage to speak to your face.

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But I'm down in Virginia with your cousin Lou

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There will be no wedding today."

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So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged

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You can put back my heart in its hole

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Oh mama, I'm cryin' Tears of relief

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And my pulse is now under control