The Refreshments – Banditos (Ukulele)

        E
So just how far down do you want to go

         D
We could talk it out over a cup of joe

              A                                   E
and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh

          E
Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust

          D
Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust

           A                                    E
and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh

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Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd

          A
Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard

        E                                                B
of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway

       A         B              A(bar)           C#m
Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

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So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there

A          B             A(bar)              C#m
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

     A                    B
Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos

                     E
yeah and that seems fair

           E
So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car

              D
And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far

          A                                         E
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh

             D               A                      E
…that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air