The Proclaimers – News To Nietzsche (Guitar)

D            C#m      Bm
 A crumbling Georgian folly

Em                  A
 Fantastic shapes absurd

D         C#m    Bm
 An aging border collie

Em                       A
 With flocks of sheep to herd

G            D
 A mind that holds opposing views

G           D
 It's every woman's right to choose

G           Em             A
 The Tasman Sea from high above

D         C#m         Bm
 A pigeon flying down Wall Street

Em                    A
 The day before the crash

D            C#m     Bm
 The players we'd be signing

Em                  A
 If we but had the cash

G               D
 The front door bell begins to ring

G             D
 You can have chips with everything

G          Em             A
 The Bossa Nova starts to trend

D
 It's how the world will end

A                      G
 It's not very hard to try

G                        Em
 To think of superman as bi

Em
 I think that we all knew

Em        A
 But it's news to Nietzsche (news to Nietzsche, news to Nietzsche)

D         C#m   Bm
 In every major city

Em                 A
 In fact, in every town

D              C#m   Bm
 You see those wee allotments

Em                      A
 Where they grow new pronouns

G             D
 Some grow up stunted, some grow tall

G           D
 Some never seem to grow at all

G               Em            A
 Those ones are thrown into a well woaaaahhh

G               D
 The front door bell begins to ring

G             D
 You can have chips with everything

G          Em             A
 The Bossa Nova starts to trend

N.C.                     D
 It's how the world will end