The Proclaimers – Id Ask The Questions (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
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How did they fit two Giraffes on the ark?

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Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?

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Who sold the razor that cut Van Gogh's ear?

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I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?

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Which brand of cigarettes do Beagles smoke?

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How do you stand on your head and drink beer?

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I'd ask the questions if you were still here
[Chorus]
                G
But you're not around

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And I've lately found

        Bm                              D
If I look for answers the others just scoff

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I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
[Verse 2]
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Who ran the twenty-first four-minute mile?

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Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?

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What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?

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I'd ask the questions if you were still here
[Chorus]
                G
But you're not around

                D
And I've lately found

        Bm                              D
If I look for answers the others just scoff

        G                                 A
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
[Verse 3]
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How can you tell when a Sloth is relaxed?

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How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?

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When will my five o'clock shadow appear?

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I'd ask the questions, I'd ask the questions

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I'd ask the questions if you were still here