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Album: 'These Are The Good Times People' (2008) Original key C# (Capo 1) [Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4 Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 C [Verse 1]
    Csus4     C           Csus4        C
You never had rabies, you never gained weight

    Csus4       C           Csus4            C
You never drank poison, you watched what you ate

    Csus4      C           Csus4    C
You never came home with a terrible scar

    Csus4    C             Csus4         C
You never so much as put a scratch on my car

    Csus4     C            Csus4     C
You never got measles, you never got gout

    Csus4     C              Csus4      C
You never got dizzy, and you never fell out

    Csus4     C        Csus4     C
You never suggested we all play charades

    Csus4        C      Csus4          C
You never picked up any live hand grenades
[Bridge]
    Csus4        C        Csus4   C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you

    Csus4   C          Csus4   C
You got a divorce so I married you

    Csus4      C           Csus4  C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you

  Csus4           C        Csus4            C
I wish there were more bad times to see you through

  Csus4           C        G
I wish there were more bad times
[Chorus]
                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C        F               (C)
Wish there were more bad times, I wish there were more
C F C F C F C F C F C F C F G Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 C Csus4 C [Verse 2]
    Csus4      C            Csus4        C
You never lost contact, you never leaked oil

    Csus4       C                Csus4     C
You never drank cleanser and you never ate foil

    Csus4     C       Csus4      C
You never got hurt by sticks and stones

    Csus4        C      Csus4       C
You never choked on any big chicken bones

    Csus4     C           Csus4   C
You never got mauled by a mad   baboon

    Csus4       C      Csus4          C
You never lost all the air in your balloon

    Csus4     C            Csus4      C
You never got poked in the eye with a spork

    Csus4     C                  Csus4    C
You never got sick from all that leftover pork
[Bridge]
    Csus4        C        Csus4   C
You twisted your ankle, I carried you

    Csus4   C          Csus4   C
You got a divorce so I married you

    Csus4      C           Csus4  C
You fell off a cliff, so I buried you

  Csus4           C        Csus4            C
I wish there were more bad times to see you through

  Csus4           C        G
I wish there were more bad times
[Waltz time]
C       F             C
So many things did go wrong

        G           C
But the list is not long enough

F          C             G         C
Not enough bad things to fill up a song
[Chorus]
                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times

                C    F   C      F
Wish there were more bad times
[Outro]
           C           F           C           F
I'd rather gather your bones, than mop up this mess
(bad times)
     C            F             C            F
If I scrub us all spotless I'll wreck our success
(bad times)
      C            F            C           F
I was holding your hand when it fell on the floor
(bad times)
         C                  F           C       F              (C)
When you left you broke the knob on the door, I wish there were more
(bad times) [Waltz time Ending] C F C G C