The National – Not In Kansas (Guitar)

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[Intro] G C G D [Verse 1]
G
I am not in Kansas

             C
I can't slow down and I can't stand it

          G
Broadcast News into Hallelujah

            D
Hanne Darboven had a great idea

G
Make a list, write it down

C
Shave your head, draw a crown

G
Move back home with mom and dad

    D
The pool is drained and they're not there

   G
My bedroom is a stranger's gun room

C
Ohio's in a downward spiral

G
I can't go back there anymore

D
Since alt-right opium went viral
[Chorus]
C    Am
I am not in Kansas

        G                 D
Where I am, I don't know where

C             Am         G                       D
Take me for a walk and blame this on the water dripping off the spear
[Verse 2]
G
You even get to wear a dress

C
And feed his flesh to wayward daughters

G
Everyone is so impressed

D
Teachers, neighbors, and mothers, fathers

G
First Testament was really great

    C
The sequel was incredible

         G
Like the Godfathers or the first two Strokes

       D
Every document's indelible

G
Infidels and Heartbreak Beats

C
Smidges of bad ecstasy

  G
I must have left it in my pocket

D
With my Christianity in my rocket

    C                 Am
I'm binging hard on Annette Bening

    G                  D
I'm listening to R.E.M. again

   C                Am
Begin The Begin, over and over

    G                D
Begin The Begin, over and over
[Chorus]
C        Am
I am not in Kansas

        G                   D
Where I am, I don't know where

C            Am                            G                       D
Take me for a walk and blame this on the water dripping off the spear
[Interlude]
        G                         C
If the sadness of life makes you tired

        D                        G
And the failures of man make you sigh

                              C
You can look to the time soon arriving

          D
When this noble experiment

Am                         G
Winds down and calls it a day
[Verse 3]
G
My shadow's getting shorter

      C
I'm a child at the border

   G
Oh Godmother, you can't ignore us

            D
There isn't anybody else left to love us

  G
I wanted you when I was a child

  C
I raked the leaves and I started fires

G
Now I'm reading whatever you give me

     D
It's half your fault so half forgive me

G
I'm way behind in reflex math

C
Biphasic sleepless emotional crashes

G
Two days into one, shove 'em together

  D
I always wake up way before the weather

   G
My mother needs an army

        C
But I'm leaving home and I'm scared that I won't

G
Have the balls to punch a Nazi

D
Father, what is wrong with me?
[Chorus]
C       Am
I am not in Kansas

        G                    D
Where I am, I don't know where

C             Am                           G                          D
Take me for a walk and blame this on the water dripping off the spear
[Verse 4]
G
Oil droppers, rubber gloves

C
I raked the leaves, I lit 'em up

G
I read whatever it is you give me

D
It's half your fault so half forgive me

G
At the real Neil Armstrong taught me

   C
To play cutthroat at my Aunt Angela's house

G
While my real dad's skate got caught in the ice

    D
And he drove us home with a spiral fracture

G
It was then I was enlightened

        C
Roberta Flack the whole way home

G
I was entirely unfrightened

D
Dozing off and eternally un-alone

   G                        C
The flowers cover over everything

                 G
They cover over everything

                             D
The flowers cover over everything
[Chorus]
C        Am
I am not in Kansas

G                        D
Where I am, I don't know where

C            Am                          G                       D
Take me for a walk and blame this on the water dripping off the spear
[Outro]
         G                      C
Time has come now to stop being human

        D                       G
Time to find a new creature to be

     G                    C
Be a fish or a weed or a sparrow

        D                                      C            G
For the Earth has grown tired and all of your time has expired

        G                          C
All the gardens are sprouting with flowers

        D                           G
All the treetops are bursting with birds

        G                          C
And the people all know that it's over

     D                            Am                      G
They lay down their ears and they hang up their tiresome words