The Mountain Goats – The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton (Ukulele)

Chords used:
    C   F   G
e|--2---3---0--|
b|--3---3---2--|
g|--2---0---2--|
d|--0---0---2--|
a|--x---2---0--|
E|--x---3---x--|

C* Riff
e|--3-2-0-2--|
b|--3-3-3-3--|
g|--2-2-2-2--|
d|--0-0-0-0--|
a|--x-x-x-x--|
E|--x-x-x-x--|

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the best ever death metal band out of denton

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were a couple of guys, who'd been friends since grade school.

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one was named cyrus, and the other was jeff.

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and they practiced twice a week in jeff's bedroom.

     C
the best ever death metal band out of denton

F                            G
         never settled on a name.

         C
but the top three contenders, after weeks of debate,

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were satan's fingers, and the killers, and the hospital bombers.

          C 
jeff and cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed

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for stage lights and leer jets, and fortune and fame.

        C 
so in script that made prominent use of a pentagram,

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they stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names.

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this was how cyrus got sent to the school 

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where they told him he'd never be famous.

     F
and this was why jeff, 

         G
in the letters he'd write to his friend,

C                  F
helped develop a plan to get even.

           C
when you punish a person for dreaming his dream,

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don't expect him to thank or forgive you.

    C 
the best ever death metal band out of denton

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will in time both outpace and outlive you.

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hail satan!