The Magnetic Fields – The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side (Ukulele)

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Andy would bicycle across town in the rain to bring you

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candy and John would buy the gown for you to wear to the

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prom with Tom the astronomer who'd name a star for you

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But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side

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Cause I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

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Harry is the one I think you'll marry, but it's

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Chris that you kissed after school 

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Well I'm a fool, there's no doubt but when the sun comes out 

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And only when the sun comes out

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The day is beautiful and so are you

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My car is ugly but then, I'm ugly too 

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I know you'd never give me a second glance 

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But when the weather's nice all the other guys don't stand a chance

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I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman

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But when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl

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So you share secrets with Lou, but we've got secrets too

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Well, one: I only keep this heap for you

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But I'm the ugliest guy on the Lower East Side

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Cause I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

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Wanna go for a ride?