The Magnetic Fields – My Stupid Boyfriend (Guitar)

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map

E         B               E       B          F#
My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap

E         B               E         B          F#
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room

E         B                  E            B         F#
My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom

       E                      G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end

     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid

   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkiest gin

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid girlfriend just mumbles in her private code

E         B               E            B          F#
My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode

         E                      G#m
Oh, if only they'd follow the overdose trend

     E               F#
Then you could be my stupid

   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

E         B                 E        B           F#
My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind

E         B               E        B         F#
My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind

E         B               E        B         F#
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself

E         B                E             B         F#
My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic elk

          E                G#m
We don't even like them so why pretend

      E               F#
When you could be my stupid

   B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend

        E                     G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end

      E               F#
Then you could be my stupid

    B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend