The Magnetic Fields – Andrew In Drag (Ukulele)

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A pity she does not exist

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A shame he's not a fag

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The only girl I ever loved was

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There is no hope of love for me

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From here on I'm a stag

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The only girl I'll ever love is

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Yeah

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I don't know why I even went

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It's really not my bag

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Just thought it might be funny to see

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Andrew in drag

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The moment he walked on the stage

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My tail began to wag

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Wag like a little wiener dog for

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Yeah

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I've always been a ladies' man

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And I don't have to brag

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But I become a momma's boy for

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Andrew in drag

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I'd sign away my trust fund

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I would even sell the Jag

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If I could spend my misspent youth with

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Andrew in drag

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Yeah

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So stick him in a dress and

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He's the only boy I'd shag

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The only boy I'd anything is

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Andrew in drag

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I'll never see that girl again

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He did it as a gag

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I'll pine away forevermore for

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Andrew in drag