The Longest Johns – Hoist Up The Thing (Guitar)
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[Intro]
D G D A D x2
[Verse 1]
D G D Fresh out of college, with grades straight from Hell D A I browsed for a trade at which I could excel D An ad for a ship in need of some manning D A D Men, sails, and purpose, but lacking a captain
[Verse 2]
G D What luck, says I, to find such good fortune! A D A few white lies later, I ran down the pier G D Bought me a coat and a cutlass or two A Jumped on the deck, and I yelled at the crew:
[Chorus]
G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! G D Turn hard to port! (That's not port!) Now I've got it! A D Trust me, I'm in control!
[Instrumental]
D G D A D
[Verse 3]
D G D I can't sing the shanties, it has to be said D A And all of that grog just goes right to my head D G D Whale meat is gross and I miss a girl's laugh D A Five weeks at sea, even Dave seems a catch!
[Chorus]
G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! G D Turn hard to port! (That's not port!) Now I've got it! A D Trust me, I'm in control!
[Verse 4]
D G D We've hit icy waters, no land to be seen D A The food's getting low and the beer has gone green Bb Gm There's murmurs of discontent under the deck F A If I don't act fast, it could be my neck!
[Verse 5]
D G D So pull up the charts and those weird gold machines D A I see what it says but no clue what it means! D G D Just pull on some levers and yank on some chains D A Feign a bad back 'til we've landed again
[Chorus]
G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! G D Turn hard to port! (That's not port!) Now I've got it! A D Trust me, I'm in control! G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! G D Turn hard to port! (That's not port) Now I've got it! A D Trust me, I'm in control! G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! G D Turn hard to port! (That's not port!) Now I've got it! A D Trust me, I'm in control! G D Hoist up the thing! Batten down the whatsit! A D D/F# What's that thing spinning? Somebody should stop it! (BLOODY HELL!) G D Turn hard to port! (This is SHERRY!) Now I've got it! (Screaming) A G D Trust me, I'm in control! (MOMMY) A D Trust me, I'm in control!