The Lemonheads – Being Around (Guitar)

G                G                 C              C 
If I was in the fridge,  would you open the door?

G            Em               D              D   
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?

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If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?

G           Em               D               D
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?

                C                  D 
Where would you keep it? Would you eat it?

         G                      Em      C   D     G
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.

G             G                          C            C 
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?

G             Em                    D                D 
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?

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If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce

G      Em               D             D 
Up and down inside your bank account?

         C                D 
Would ya trust me, not to break you?

         G                    Em        C         D     G
I'm just tryin really hard to make you, notice me being around.

G          G                 C           C 
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?

G          Em            D                D 
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?

G            G               C              C 
If I was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,

G          Em               D               D 
In time to save me from mud off the street?

       C               D                      G       
If you like me, if you love me, why don't you get down on your knees

    Em
and scrub me?

             C      D
I'm a little grubby

           G
From being around.