The Kinks – Hay Fever (Guitar)

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Sitting by my stereo all alone, my baby calls me on the telephone.

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She says, Baby, take me out for a dance.

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I tell my baby, I feel so bad. I can't go out and it's making me sad,

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But when you see me, I know you will understand.

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I got hay fever, blocking up my head, hay fever, I ought to be in bed

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How can I dance when I can't hardly breathe, wish I could cure this infernal allergy.

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I got, hay fever, blocking up my brain, hay fever, feel the sinus pain

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And all the pills and the powders are in vain, thought I was cured but here it comes again.

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It goes ooh-ah

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The pollen count's getting higher and higher, my eyes are sore and my nose is on fire.

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My throat's dry now I'm starting to perspire, my stuffed-up head's killing all of my desire.

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I got hay fever, you wicked allergy, hay fever, you put the curse on me

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And I've inhaled every known remedy.

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I can't stay cool 'cos I'm starting to sneeze, I can't make love when I can't hardly breathe.

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We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed,

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There must be a cure for this hay fever, is there a pill or a powder I can take?

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I must get a cure,  my romance is at stake.

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Hay fever, you tore my image down, hay fever, I must look like a clown,

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I must have used every tissue in town, I'm running round sniffin' like a hound,

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It goes ooh-ah  hay fever  ooh-ah  hay fever          hay fever            hay fever

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I wanna kiss but I'm sneezin' instead, I can't make love when my head feels like lead.

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How can I pose when my nose is all red? we should be home, should be tucked up in bed.

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But I got hay fever (hay fever)             Hay Fever (hay fever)

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      Hay fever                     repeat to fade