The Hives – A Christmas Duel (Ukulele)

                   C
I bought no gifts this year

                                 Am
And I slept with your sister

              F                                                    C                 G
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her

                    C
But with the year we had last

                                     Am
And the dress that she wore

                    F
I just went along for the ride

                               C       G
And I came back for more

             Am              G    C
And I’m sorry, baby

                    C
I bought no tree this year

                                     Am
And I slept with your brother

                         F
I wrecked your Daddy’s car

                                       C         G
And went down on your Mother

                 C
I set your record collection on fire

                 Am
And said I never knew

                  F
Felt kind of bad about that

                               C     G
And I know you did too

             F                          G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

               C                               Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin

         G
Even though we were bad

      F                                       G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

        Am             F                    C
And spend this Christmas together

    C
I married you last year

                                     Am
Bet you thought I was sober, right?

                  F
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see

C                                   G
This could all have been over

                C                                           Am
Ah honey please don’t excuse your behaviour

               F
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will

       C                   G
It’s now all in my favour

          F                             G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

               C                                Am
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin

          G
Even though we were bad

      F                                      G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

Am                                            C
Holding on without any reason

           Am   
Cause something’s strong (something’s strong)

                    C
This holiday season (this holiday season)

             F                          G
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me

                     C                                Am   
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin

         G
Even though we were bad

       F                                      G
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

       Am                                   F                               C
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together