The Front Bottoms – Taking My Uzi To The Gym (Guitar)

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Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album. All chords are two string power chords, except for G *and C*, which are single notes. EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason. [Verse]
        C *                G *
You and me, we could never be

                C *                        G *
Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny

                       C *
And you're so eager to please

                G *                   C *
You get on your knees for any fucking asshole

                      G
Who says he's all you need
[Chorus]
        E               F
And I'm sorry I have to take this approach

         E                     
The only thing that'd shut me up now:

     F
your hands around my throat
[Verse]
                          C *
You and your friends feel free

           G *
And you're way too cool for me

           C *
And you do drugs now

             G *
And all your problems run so deep

            C *
And we were smoking in the basement

        G *
At your best friend's brother's party

        C *
And you love them because they treat you

         G *
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about
[Chorus]
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach

         E         
The only thing that'd shut me up now:

     F
Your hands around my throat

        E
Swear I love you

          F
Until the very, very end.

              E
But there's a problem(What's the problem?)

          F
You're in love with your boyfriend.
[Bridge]
        F          G         C
This is me officially giving up on you

            F                  G
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies

            C
For this to ever become true

            F         G          C
And this is me officially giving up on you

             F                  G
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies

            C
I'm getting shitfaced in your room.
[Verse]
                        C *
I've got dreams where I bleed

      G *
And I choke myself to sleep

           C *
And I hear screams

         G *
It's the secrets that you keep

         C *
And I am learning that your secrets

     G *                          C *
They really don't mean shit to anyone

                 G *
But you and your friends
[Chorus]
            E                  F
And you and me, we could never take this approach

         E             
The only thing that'd shut me up now:

     F
Your hands around my throat

        E
Swear I love you

          F
Until the very, very end.

               E            
But what's the problem, (What's the problem?)

          F
You're in love with your boyfriend
[Outro]
    A      G         C                  A   G       C
And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb

    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become

    A      G          C                 A   G        C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb

    A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become

    A      G          C                  A   G       C
And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb

     A   G            C                        A              G    C
And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become