The Front Bottoms – Funny You Should Ask (Guitar)

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The good thing about this cast is I can still hold a knife

          C             Am                 Em               F          
So if you ever twist my arm again I'll be sure to put up a fight

           C                Am                 Em             F
You see I just don't wanna do the things that you want me to do

           C            Am                  Em                F
But I'm a sucker, so I do them cause I am still in love with you

           F              G          Am      F                G    
She said "Honey, y'gotta learn that love is simple just like mud.

         Am       F                       G     Am      F           G
If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water. All we gotta do is touch"

             C                  Em             G         D 
Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anything

        C               Em          G    
But I'm older now and know that I should

             C                  Em             G         D
Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anything

        C               Em          G
But I'm older now and know that I should

        C         Am
It is freezing 

          Em                   F
and I am watching you shovel snow 

        C          Am
Off a driveway 

Em                       F
across from my parent's home

          C                Am
Now it's summer (now it's summer) 

             Em                 F
and you are laying out on your lawn

             C                 Am
You look so sexy, Chelsea,

           Em              F
with your polka dot bikini on

           F                       G        
Come on, Chelsea, speak a little French to me

 Am               F                           G
Heard you spent two whole semesters drinking wine

      Am              F                          G
While I was stuck in Jersey trying to save some money

   Am              F                G
I guess I'm just another thing you left behind

              C                      Em             G         D 
But you were young, you thought you didn't have to care about anyone

           C              Em            G 
But you're older now and wish that you could

              C                      Em             G         D 
But you were young, you thought you didn't have to care about anyone

           C              Em            G           
But you're older now and wish that you could

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                  F         G
   Cause I don't remember

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                     F       G
   I coulda been a contender

      Bm    
1, 2, 3! 

C         Am
Everyone say cheese!

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Thought you got the best of me turns out it was a video

           C                      Am
Me and my best friend, me and my cousins

                G                         F
Sitting there smiling turns out it was a video

           C                  Em             G         D 
But I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anyone

        C               Em          G 
But I'm older now and know that I should

             C                  Em             G         D 
Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anyone

        C               Em          G 
But I'm older now and know that I should

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                  F         G
   Cause I don't remember

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                     F       G
   I coulda been a contender

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                    F       G
   No, I will not surrender

                      C
It's funny you should ask

Em                  F      G
   Cause I don't remember